It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
there is glitter all over my balls
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