Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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