Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
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Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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