The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I AM VODKA MAN
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
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You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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