Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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