Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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