that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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