the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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