May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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