it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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