I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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