I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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