my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
it's like heaven, but drunker
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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