I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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