TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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