I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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