i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
please don't ironically join a cult
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