wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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