it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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