So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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