you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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