I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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