so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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