I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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