Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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