And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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