How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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