Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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