I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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