Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
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Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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