YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
