he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I forget how to act sober
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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