I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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