You're completely useless in the revolution.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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