You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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