Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
this will be a night to untag.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
