I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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