oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
bring money and cleavage
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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