he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just want nice things and good sex
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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