Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
