Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
