I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
where are you?
Hypothermia
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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