thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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