I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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