My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Randomize
