They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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