awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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