Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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