Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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