dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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