But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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