Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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