Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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