i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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