it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
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