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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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