yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Randomize
