Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
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i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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