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i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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